The Guardian has a new, made-up virtual-signalling trend to tell us about.
Guardian. Please. https://t.co/numUjhiP1v
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) September 19, 2018
Thank goodness nobody actual reads the Guardian any more because otherwise, I imagine, quite a few people would have been put off their hemp-milk porridge breakfasts.
According to the article, spots are suddenly cool, with everyone from Justin Bieber and Lorde to top fashion models celebrating them: