Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide now! | James Delingpole

December 9th, 2010

Dihydrogen Monoxide is the most deadly and widespread pollutant on the planet, contributing hundreds of times more to global warming than all the greenhouse gases combined.

Evil, maneating sharks thrive in it, including Oceanic Whitetips. It is the breeding ground for all manner of noxious species from malarial mosquitos, to bilharzia to the terrifying Candiru fish which swims up a fellow’s urine stream while he’s weeing and can only be removed by radical penidectomy. In winter it causes cars to slip off the road and crash and ice skaters to fall through cracks and die horribly just like in that scene in the Omen, or is it Omen II? In summer, just an inch of it is enough to drown you. It’s a major constituent of acid rain. It erodes everything from soil to steel. It conceals crocodiles, alligators and piranhas. (H/T R Campbell)

So it’s no wonder that when campaigners from CFACT asked delegates at Cancun to sign a petition calling for a ban on this evil substance they found plenty of willing takers. I wonder if the senior executives at British Sky Broadcasting, John Lewis partnership, Johnson Matthey, Kingfisher, Lloyds Banking, Tesco, Shell UK and Unilever would care to join them? Certainly, going by the joint letter they wrote to the Daily Telegraph this morning, they’re in easily the same league of gullibility and stupidity.

Sir, We welcome the Committee on Climate Change’s analysis on how to meet the 2050 emissions target as quickly and cost-effectively as possible and its argument that Britain should not allow slow progress toward [sic] an international framework on climate change to restrict government action to reduce emissions.

As members of the Prince of Wales’s Corporate Leaders Group on Climate Change, we have long argued that action on climate change is both imperative for preventing dangerous impacts and an opportunity to expand our economy and develop leadership in the new, low-carbon industries.

The case for bold action is stronger than ever….In the meantime Britain should show leadership and demonstrate that a low-carbon future is not only possible, but beneficial.

Presumably none of them lives in Scotland then, where according to some reports, wintry conditions are so bad that stranded motorists are only managing to stay alive by deep frying one another in sump oil.

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7 Responses to “Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide now!”

  1. Velocity says:December 10, 2010 at 10:43 amTaking the crap out of the greens (and politicians) very obvious weakness, these shrill retards never know what they’re talking about ….. brilliant :)
  2. Alec Y says:December 10, 2010 at 7:46 pmJames, I have just heard you on The Alex Jones Show, brilliant. Have you met up with Lord Monckton in Cancun?
  3. Paul B says:December 11, 2010 at 4:09 pmThe fact that you appear on the Alex Jones show says it all – paranoid wingnut.
  4. delia says:December 13, 2010 at 8:01 pmsimpler just to ban CO2… Incidentally only ignorant americans say ”retard’ it is the height of crassness to use the word in uk…
  5. hctroubador says:December 14, 2010 at 1:25 amJames,I also have just heard you on Alex Jones, well done. It seems to me that you are starting to sound dangerously like a Libertarian. It really is the natural progression when you see how the creeping state will take freedoms you like as well as dislike. Welcome aboard, even if it is only one step.
  6. orkneylad says:December 14, 2010 at 12:20 pmThe Great CO2 Non-Problem
  7. GENE HAUBER says:December 23, 2010 at 12:19 amhow about all of the deaths directly caused by this dreaded DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE.

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